Computers and the Internet according to "normal" users

Yes, it’s a new mini-site! :) This time, with a bit of humor to it (reminds me of the “Customerese-Portuguese” dictionary I wrote when I worked at IP Global).

So, here it is: Computers and the Internet according to “normal” users.

To give you a taste…

Computers get slower and slower with time; this is perfectly normal, and the only thing to do is to go to the store, and get them to format and reinstall everything (which isn’t a problem, because other than Windows, Office, all those cool toolbars and that nice purple ape buddy, there isn’t anything installed).

Computers ask “Are you sure?”, and similar questions, all the time, because they’re made for idiots. Since you’re an intelligent and educated person, you know that you can always simply click on “Yes”, without reading. It certainly saves time.

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One Response to “Computers and the Internet according to "normal" users”

  1. Funny, sad and very true. Stupid normal people! They ruin everything!


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